The caption for these photos told me that Naomi Watts went out for lunch with Tia Carrere yesterday. And I was really, really excited. Because…random!

And Tia Carrere!

Then I actually looked at the pictures.

This is what Tia Carrere actually looks like. Here’s a shot of her at the Grammys a couple of weeks ago:

I don’t see a mole above her mouth, do you?

Dark hair, sure. Asian-ish, OK.

But that is not Tia Carrere with Naomi Watts. And not all Asians look alike, Jesus Christ. And don’t get me hard for a potential awesome celebrity friendship for no f-cking reason.

Can we talk about how Tia hasn’t changed in 20 years!?!