Beautiful Natalie Portman
Pure, unadulterated gorgessity. If I didn"t love her so much, I"d hate her to pieces for being so beautiful. And for having the kind hair that I will never, ever be able to achieve. Here"s Natalie looking totally adorable at yet another pre-Globes bash this weekend showing off her growing pixie cut. Once upon a time, I tried to have hair like this and failed miserably. That"s because Chinese hair grows UP and away from the scalp and not against it. The result is semi-porcupine and let me assure you, it is NOT attractive. Which is why I look at women like Natalie and the old Halle Berry and I seethe with jealousy because there seems to be one thing, and one thing alone, that I can do with mine and that is long and straight and boring. Sigh.