Natalie Portman: purple in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Do you like this dress she wore the other day to the Lanvin show in Paris? "Cause, um…I think it"s assy. Especially the droopy chest. And the old lady shoes and the old lady hair and the overall effect of looking like a 12 year old playing dress up. But that"s the thing about Natalie Portman, non? That she can look awful and still be gorgessity and I do worship her, I really, really do…and if anyone could wear Audrey Hepburn"s dress, it had to be her and while we"re at it - Jennifer Love Hewitt??? Do you remember that abomination? Do you remember how they shat on Audrey"s legend? What. The. F&ck???

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