Worst SAG Breasts: Naya Rivera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 06:20:00 January 31, 2011 06:20:00

One of the Glee nominated clips they used during the telecast was Jane Lynch’s Sue Sylvester telling Naya Rivera’s Santana that she wasn’t down with “plastics”. Too bad they didn’t cut to Naya’s face right after. It’s particularly egregious on someone so young and beautiful, who clearly didn’t need to mess with nature, who, in doing so, looks increasingly freakish and distended.

Check it – Naya’s breasts are f-cked. And as such, everything she wears now is like lingerie. Like cheap, skin rag lingerie tautly covering two mounds that cannot be contained with class, breasts that were bought to push themselves out of any fabric, any covering, on all occasions, especially the most important ones.

I write this not in the spirit of snark, but with a lot of sadness. What weakness renders a girl this gorgeous incapable of resisting the lure of the knife? And what could she possibly hope to achieve, or bury (which is probably the more likely objective), in making that decision?

On a smuttier note, Naya’s date for the evening appears to have been young British actor Douglas Booth. I previously wrote about him here. Not sure what’s going on between them, but Mark Salling was also present and you remember how they dated and she supposedly keyed his car, right? It’s just… I don’t care how pretty he is, the new boy she’s throwing down, it still doesn’t make up for the f-ckery of her face, because, really, in this game we all play, if there’s no confidence, there is no winning.

Photos from Wenn.com and Frazer Harrison/Jason Merritt/Gettyimages.com

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