Awards shows are exhausting.
Just need to have some lunch and give my beagle some love. He went to the forest yesterday and like a dumbass decided to lick some poo. Kept us up all night with the sh-ts, poor guy. Now he’s feeling sorry for himself under the covers.
Be back in a flash…but in the meantime, just in case this was lost in the Globes drama, Neil Patrick Harrison on SNL. His monologue killed.
Don’t tell my main ‘mo Darren but I wouldn’t remember Darren if NPH wanted me for his hag. Besides, Darren lately has been entertaining gay fantasies about Mario Lopez. He says you have to be gay to understand.
…the f-ck?
One of my bosses at eTalk looks like Neil. It’s very distracting.
And the Two First Names skit made my life!
File photos from Wenn.com
