Nothing makes me happier than watching a Nelly video. So unapologetically inappropriate but irresistibly enjoyable, even the gratuitous non stop objectification of women – Nelly is funny and I love his catchy beats.

But wait. When did Nelly get hot??? I must be slow on the train.

Check out Nelly at the Planet Hollywood opening this weekend wearing the sh*t out of those jeans and inviting me into his champagne shower behind those shades. Yum.

PS. Nelly is still with Ashanti. At least he was on her birthday last month.

photos from Splash