Nelly Gossip

They didn’t do that song. But I wish they did. Or Country Grammar. That said, nothing gets a crowd going like Hot In Herre. And, as I’ve mentioned before, nothing makes me laugh like a Nelly video. St Louis’s very own Nelly joined Taylor Swift and Haim on stage last night at her show. Full Story

Aaaaand... you just skipped over this article. Am I the only one who cares? I’m not always there when you call But I’m always on time... How has it been 10 years since Always On Time (yes, know-it-alls, I know it’s Ja Rule but my point here is Ashanti)? How has it been 10 years since Ashanti first became a big deal? Judging by how few of you are still reading this post, Ashanti is no longer a big deal. Full Story

All these photos came up on the agencies yesterday... Random what? Apparently they’re doing some new talent reality show together. I didn’t spend a lot of time researching. But it was Nelly’s birthday yesterday and he celebrated with, I guess, his new best friend, Joe Jonas. When the Jonas Brothers were still something people cared about, they came to Toronto for the MuchMusic Video Awards and I remember, we weren’t allowed to smoke on the balcony anymore because they were doing some interviews there and absolutely not could they be photographed or seen in the vicinity of cigarettes. Full Story

It has been too long. Too long since Nelly put out a video. Too long since Nelly frolicked in the shower with a dance floor ho. Too long since Nelly dragged on a joint on a baseball diamond with strippers in go-go boots. I love Nelly. And Nelly is finally back! Here’s Nelly at TRL yesterday promoting his new video with Fergie Ferg. Full Story

Nothing makes me happier than watching a Nelly video. So unapologetically inappropriate but irresistibly enjoyable, even the gratuitous non stop objectification of women – Nelly is funny and I love his catchy beats. But wait. When did Nelly get hot??? I must be slow on the train. Check out Nelly at the Planet Hollywood opening this weekend wearing the sh*t out of those jeans and inviting me into his champagne shower behind those shades. Full Story