Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo celebrated their birthdays last night in Vegas at LAX. As you can see, his Carb Face is as pronounced as ever. And this poor girl – even when she’s wearing cool clothes, she still turns it into pageant fashion.

Incidentally, she’s wearing the Alice + Olivia mentioned above, only hers is in navy. Damn…even her makeup is dated and cheesy. And of course the hair. Is it like a perversion of nature for a beauty queen to go out without hairspray?

photos from WENN