In Miami at LIV at the Fountainebleau – Nick and Nessa in matching shiny sheen delight. But not really. Vanessa Minnillo is such a beautiful girl in real life. But her persistent pageant styles are for sh-t. And not sure what she’s doing with that hair.

Nick Lachey, after outselling his ex wife Jessica Simpson in their post-divorce album duel, has pretty much gone nowhere. Nessa meanwhile is the host and one of the judges in the upcoming reality show True Beauty. Something about putting hot people together, making them believe it’s a competition about looks when it’s what’s on the inside that counts.

Ugh.

Another gem from Ashton Kutcher, collaborating this time with Tyra Banks.

As a card carrying member of the acting community, he certainly doesn’t do much to create opportunities for original scripted entertainment which is what his acting peers keep complaining about.

Anyway, True Beauty premieres on Monday. As someone who has never watched a full episode of American’s Next Top Model, needless to say, I’ll be skipping. Then again, Dancing With the Sh-ts draws millions and millions. What the f-ck to I know?

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