It was supposed to be a big deal weekend for Nicki Minaj. Instead what we saw was a mess. An unpolished, amateur mess.

You heard about the snake, right? There was supposed to be a snake involved – like Britney – during the Anaconda performance but it ended up biting one of the dancers. Then her dress fell apart during Bang Bang and it became a distraction the entire time.

You want someone to blame for this?

How about Slum Bear?

Casper Smart has been working with her on choreography and creative. So all this went down on HIS watch. And you wonder why I keep yelling at JLO that she should have just left him in the back row, as a BACK UP DANCER.