For the premiere of National Treasure: Book of Secrets.


Why does he keep making the same sh*t movie over and over? Remember Leaving Las Vegas? Remember Adaptation? What happened to his drive? Isn’t he rich enough yet?

Actually… maybe not.

Surprisingly couldn’t find any photos of Nic with his mail order bride Alice who was all of 18 when they met while she was waiting on his table at a restaurant and got knocked up quicker than you can say landed immigrant. Girl is now set up for life. And if she’s anything like a Hong Kong girl* she has expensive name brand taste. Which might be why Nic is now working for the paycheque as opposed to the art. And in Hollywood these days, “family movies” are the cash cows.

Is it just me or is he starting to look like Nicole Kidman?

Photos from Wenn

*For you know-it-alls out there, put away the email.  Yes… Alice is of Korean heritage. The Hong Kong detail was used as an example.