All that Botox must be freezing her style receptors…because Nicole Kidman has never, ever been so off the mark. Holy sh*t!

Check her out, front and back, at the Australian premiere of the Golden Compass at the weekend. The hair has been geriatric frizz for a while now but what the ass is up with the silver granny suit? WTF???

No one in their right f&cking sh*t is going to say this is cute. Or elegant. Or a fashion winner. No one. Not even the hardest corest Kidman fan.

And worse yet… Keith Urban is without doubt a horny virile man who likes his sex. How is a man like that getting off on a grandma like this? How???

Photos from Wenn and Splash