Is it possible that Nicole Kidman’s frozen face is too much, even for Karl Lagerfeld? You know… if Le Karl thinks it’s too extreme, it MUST be too extreme.

Did you know that there are actually Nicole Kidman fans out there who believe her when she says she’s never had botox? Or any work of any kind?

WTF?

Sorry, I digress.

The point is… Gran is no longer the face of Chanel No 5 . Apparently Karl and his bitch-beating fan prefer someone with a visage less… immobilised… to represent their brand. Smart move.

Exit Nicole, enter the impossibly beautiful Audrey Tautou.

Brilliant.

But how will Gran feel now that she’s lost out on a modeling job? Will she react with a new dose of freeze? Of course! It’s time for a needle!

Click here for more on Audrey’s Chanel campaign.