Nicole Kidman is the new Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2006 12:00:00 July 27, 2006 12:00:00
You were obsessed with Katie"s bump, some of you STILL think it was a pillow pregnancy, so why not not extend the same skepticism to Nicole Kidman? Let"s examine the evidence. First, take a look at photos taken in mid June BEFORE Nicole"s wedding. You will note from Perez Hilton"sarrows that there was a distinguishable bump and at the time, even Prince P was expecting an imminent announcement. Next, check out her abs on her honeymoon from JustJared, obviously AFTER the wedding. As you can see, Nic has a slamming little body…with nary a bulge, let alone a baby. But then they went back to Nashville and the fullness was back, almost immediately, as illustratd recently by these photos taken the other day, of Nicole in a flowy shirt and practically pushing out her belly. Now it goes it without saying…I am TOTALLY pro-love. Of course I am! But seriously, if you"re going to lose your sh*t over Katie"s morphous bump, you should probably start doing the same about Nicole, especially since there are still people who swear up and down that their husband"s sister married a guy who"s father was the doctor who delivered the hermaphrodite Kidman. Photo source

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