The Eternal Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00
Another party, another wedding celebration, another attempt to stay in the news. How many famewhores does it take to make a famebrothel? Us Weekly is reporting that TomKat will throw a wedding bash this weekend for those who were too poor to make it to Italy. The festivities will go down at Paula Wagner’s house and the guest list will likely include everyone wanting in on the new United Artists deal, in addition to – hopefully – a few poolboys eager for some gay midget shagging in the wine cellar. Photos will probably be promptly released, though too bad they won’t include the homo romping. Sigh. And naturally, because everything is tit for tat in Hollywood, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban will also likely be arranging a convenient little photo opp with the children by Sunday. Burning question though: where the hell is his doting mother? The real Mrs Urban has been MIA since the rehab decable. But now that we’re questioning it, how much you want to bet she’ll be summoned from Australia too? Us Weekly

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