There’s a joke in there somewhere. It’s not hard to find.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have come to Vancouver for the Olympic experience. They had lunch at Market by Jean-Georges at the Shangri-La yesterday afternoon before hitting up the Ice Dance Final at Pacific Coliseum. Guests of Omega, they were escorted in with security and accompanied by a photographer. Kidman is a spokesperson for the brand.

The couple was seated in the athlete and coach cheering section, in black, and did not try to call attention to themselves. Third Lip was very disappointed. Keith seemed the more engaged of the two, frequently using his cute fake fur antler binoculars to get a closer look at the performances. As usual, she was more subdued...until the overwhelming Canadian excitement overtook our Freeze, who clapped enthusiastically for Virtue & Moir following their flawless performance. Not even Hollywood’s glacier could resist the impossible perfection of their Symphony No 5.

Photos from Pacific Coast News