Oprah snubbed, Oprah like Nicole?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2006 12:00:00 November 14, 2006 12:00:00
People is reporting that Oprah will not be going to Italy for the TomKat wedding because…they didn’t ask her. Weird. Is there a rift in the Maybe Gaybe Scientological universe? Still…despite the snub, Oprah isn’t quite ready to cut the cultish cord and she dismissed her dismissal with an explanation about space limitations and wished the couple well, even going so far as to validate the love between the GMD and his Prison Bride: "I have a great deal of regard for their relationship and so I"m trying to think of what to get them.” So here’s thing – you know what I said about Nicole Kidman yesterday? About how if you believe the GMD is the GMD then it naturally follows that Nicole must be part Frozen/part Fraud as well? Does the same not apply to Oprah? Similarly, if you believe that John Travolta loves his massages and his mannies, if you saw more in The Flying Kiss than what he regularly gives to Kelly Preston, then what does it say about Oprah that the integrity of that marriage is consistently flaunted on her show? Oh wait. Never mind. Delete everything I just said. After all, who wants to go up against the Almighty Opes? Not me. Therefore: Tom Cruise loves Katie, Little Sci is most definitely his biological daughter, John Travolta does not proposition men in locker rooms at Toronto-area health clubs, and no one I have just mentioned is gay. Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu. Source

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