Look at Granny’s ass!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 07:11:51 April 6, 2009 07:11:51

She wants you to!

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban made a display of their love, and her posterior, last night at the ACM Awards in Vegas, totally working the red carpet Tom & Katie styles – long appreciate gazes, gratuitous use of the word “amazing”, and yes…

Their very own version of The Presentation, countrified.

Keith Urban presents Granny Freeze. For your viewing pleasure.

Her dress?

Well obviously her dress outclassed the crowd. After all, Nicole Kidman is not losing a style battle to Nashville.

It actually looked better from behind though. From behind it gave her an ass. This is why she kept showing it to you. From the front, super glamour, of course, but like one huge black sheath…feels very heavy, non?

As for her face…

Her face has been scarier. Last night her face wasn’t terrifying, although that doesn’t mean there was movement either. At one of the afterparties, Gran was showing off a photo of herself with Sunday Rose from her iPhone. Someone called me to say that the big joke going around was that there are more wrinkles on her baby…

Photos from Flynetonline.com and Wenn.com and Gettyimages.com and Bauergriffinonline.com

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