Grammy Third Lip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 07:11:52 February 1, 2010 07:11:52

How many times did they pan to her last night? Are they aware of her box office record the last 5 years? Because cutting to Nicole Kidman’s Third Lip will not help ratings. It did however satisfy our Third Lip needs. Third Lip was super extra fat this weekend. Probably a pre-Oscar 6 week treatment. It’ll settle in time for March 7th.

Oh but she was awkward on the carpet, wasn’t she? She was awkward with Seacrest, she was awkward down the line, Duana remarked that Granny looked positively terrified. Like get me away from these music hooligans, will they punch me in the botox?

As for her dress... it was Prada. And very severe. Like her eyebrows. And why are her shoulders and side breast freakin’ me out? Have a look. Seems...unnatural, which, I know, is an understatement where she’s concerned but still, that looks awfully upright. Or maybe it’s just me.

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