I don’t know…

I feel like I’ve seen this look from her so many times before. Ivory, form fitting, and, frankly, when it comes to Granny Freeze and a one shoulder, nothing beats her own at the Costume Institute Gala in 2003. Click here to see.

Anyway, Nicole was relatively quiet last night, non?

I mean she tried to do the same cutesy loved up action with Keith Urban on the carpet but… it was like she came and went. We hardly talked about her last night during all the fist pumping squealing over the other crazy sh-t that was going down. I suppose that’s a good thing. 

But then, there’s this. Which had me laughing for a long time.

Gran and Joan Rivers at the Critics’ Choice Awards on Friday. Is it this the best thing you’ve seen all day?

In other Nicole news…

Remember when I wrote about post-TIFF buzz, and how many producers were saying that Nicole’s face has taken her out of consideration for so many scripts now that it hardly moves? Unless she drives her own projects, she’s not getting many calls.

So she’s driving a new project.

It’s a remake of a movie called Love and Pain and the Whole Damn Thing. Also, Keith put out an album in 2006 called Love, Pain, and The Whole Crazy Thing. If not for Natalie Portman, this would be some hall of fame Fontrum. But Ms Portman, she just raised the bar on Fontrum to a whole new level. More on that later.

Why is it so hard to get these photographers to request one shot of Nicole standing next to Amy Adams? Or has Gran refused?

Photos from Wenn.com and ROBYN BECK/Christopher Polk/Gettyimages.com