It’s McQueen. It’s f-cking marvelous. And few women could do it justice the way Nicole Kidman can. I love the detailing around the neck. Is it bees? Golden bees? God when she does clothing right, there really is no one else. Look at it from the back. Stunning. Not a word I use often. But she is truly stunning. Also her lips aren’t scaring me as much as they used to. Am I de-sensitised?

Am wondering if Keith Urban called up Tom Cruise’s hidden heel shoemaker.

Nicole showed Keith a lot of affection later on at the after-party. It’s a big week. It’s Mariah Carey’s American Idol debut week! This week Keith hopes to become Blake Shelton. The worry, of course, is that no one will be paying attention. Because, really, what matters but Mimi and Minaj?