Here are Nicole Kidman and Colin Firth shooting The Railway Man in Perth. I quite like her with brown hair. It softens all that sh-t she’s done to her face even though, from this distance, and in a blurry shot, that third upper lip is as bloated as ever. I really wish she’d stop muting her talent with her obsession to stay unwrinkled. But they say that Granny Freeze is expected to be in Cannes. And I guess the pressure of walking the photographer gauntlet on her way up those iconic red steps is too intense, too powerful to ignore. Fine then, if that’s the case. The industry is brutal to women over 40. But if only you’d make that the conversation instead of pretending you’re not affected...

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