Granny Freeze vs Xenu?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2008 08:07:07 May 28, 2008 08:07:07

A glimmer of hope for Nicole Kidman. Perhaps we can love her again…

Is she finally telling Xenu to shove it up his sparkly ass? Is she finally willing to declare war against the GMD?


Before you get too excited... probably not.

The following report comes from Heat Magazine which is notoriously always full of sh*t. In 24 hours this piece will probably be repudiated but still… we can enjoy it while it lasts.

Heat is claiming exclusive and explosive quotes from Kidman over her custody agreement with Tom Cruise:

“It’s a pity (my children) have been manipulated by their father to distance themselves from me. They are closer to their new mom now.”

Oh no she didn’t!!!

No seriously…she probably didn’t. I’d worship her for it if she did, but it’s almost impossible to believe Gran would and could be so bold and brave. Besides, by many, many accounts, even among those who cannot bear Tom Cruise, he has been supportive of Nicole’s place in their kids’ lives. Many believe that it is Nicole who has not prioritised her children, choosing instead to focus on controlling her destiny with Keith Urban and immobilising the sh*t out of her face.

So now we wait. Will there be a denial? Or is Nicole really courageous enough to take on the Xenu?

If she is, I know Shiloh will help her.

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