Worst Oscar Tank Dress: Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2013 16:57:10 February 25, 2013 16:57:10

As mentioned earlier in the Renee Zellweger article, there were some sparkly tank dresses happening last night. They have to be sparkly. Unless you’re Jennifer Lawrence in red at 19, they have to be sparkly because a tank dress is essentially, by style standards, LAZY. Covering it up with sequins just makes it more obvious that it’s LAZY.

And I never, ever want to see Nicole Kidman wearing LAZY. Especially in service of showing off her breasts. Nicole Kidman is so much more than a sequined tank dress fashioned for the wet look. Maybe it’s the hysteria setting in because we haven’t slept in 24 hours and still have 12 to go but I’m almost angry she deprived us of another memorable fashion moment from her at the Oscars.

BROWN /KLAMAR /Merritt /Harrison /Djansezian /Buckner /Winter /Getty Images

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