Third Lip runs away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 06:56:11 November 13, 2009 06:56:11

As you know, I’m obsessed with it. Like, I can’t get enough of Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s Third Lip. It has its own personality now. Third Lip is now a proper name. And Third Lip accompanied Gran to the CMAs on Wednesday, evidently freshly plumped, fattened up for Nine promotion, prompting Page Six witnesses to note that:

"She looked freakish. She just had her lips done, and now she looks like Meg Ryan."

Maybe it was because everyone was staring at it, maybe Third Lip is afraid of crowds, maybe Third Lip was horrified by the sight of Gran’s pushed up tits…whatever the case, Gran and Third Lip dashed away from the red carpet leaving a flummoxed Keith Urban behind wondering where she’d gone to. To see more photos of Third Lip before it escaped.

I think the problem here is that Nicole cut it too close. That sh-t needs to settle, you know? She probably did it in anticipation of Nine red carpets, then didn’t realise she’d had to make a show for the country folks, and that’s why the breasts came out. To detract from Third Lip.


No one puts Third Lip in a corner.

Photo from Frederick Breedon/

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