Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise were together a long time. You learn a lot over a decade. You learn about contracts and marriage, you learn about fraud, you learn about famewhoring, you learn what to do when your back is up against a wall, when your career is in jeopardy, when you can no longer sell a movie…

Get your baby daughter to do it for you!

As you know, Australia’s box office was decidedly unimpressive over the weekend. So Nicole is now in Europe trying her best to promote it over there, and her husband has been ordered to come along with her, and …surprise! …there’s mamma holding Sunday Rose in Paris today, a very rare sighting indeed. 

Coincidence or conspiracy? 

Please.

This sh*t is like clockwork.

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