Nicole Kidman showed up at Derby Day in Melbourne in a My Fair Lady dress by L’Wren Scott that was inspired by Audrey Hepburn. Theory: it’s impossible to look youthful in race spectator clothing, isn’t it? It’s not exactly the freshest aesthetic. Putting granny in granny gear was an ill-advised move. 

As you can see, photographers were allowed to get in really tight when they were shooting Granny. This would not have worked for Pamela Anderson. You know she sprints down red carpets with cameras that don’t have ring lights? That kind of behaviour is allowed in Hollywood where LA publicists manage events, barking orders. I’ve a feeling you pull that sh-t in Australia and they’ll run you out of the country.