Nicole Richie joins the land of the living

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2006 12:00:00 May 30, 2006 12:00:00
Welcome darling. How are you??? Check out the new non-deathly Nicole Richie. Still very thin, yes. But also MUCH better than she was a few months ago - see comparison. And MUCH MUCH better than Lara Flynn Boyle was at her worst. I like the microscopic amount of meat around her hips - a very good sign - and I also like how pretty she looks. With another 15, we"ll be good to go. Have always liked Nicole Richie. Have always preferred to her to the Black Hole Slut who shall remain nameless. And as for why things are finally over between her and DJ Whatever - it"s called putting therapy to practice. Cutting the chains of co-dependency - a great move on both sides. Now can we find her a worthy new boyfriend? Someone gentle and sweet who won"t break her in half? Nominations open, y"all. Her happiness is in your hands.

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