I tried on these Helmut Lang pants a few months ago at Intermix. They’re amazing. But it was one of those days, you know? Where my bulges were extra offensive. So I didn’t go home with them. But if I could pull them off like Nicole Richie with a frayed eyeletty leather top like this, I totally would.

If it were Cameron Diaz though, I feel like she would bring up the shoe game and go neon which is my crack right now. More on this later.