A reason to get pregnant?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 07:16:15 March 24, 2009 07:16:15

A reader called Sabrina wrote to me yesterday suggesting this might be a reason to thaw out my womb – Nicole Richie, on the heels of the success of her jewellery which sold out in pre-order, has announced she’s launching a maternity line…

The good news is that it’s not just maternity. Nicole’s collection will be full service: clothing, shoes, belts, everything, which means that I won’t have to share my body with a child that will need me for the rest of its life – ugh! – to wear her designs.

Of all the Hollywood twats launching labels, this one makes the most sense. Even more sense than Victoria Beckham. Victoria Beckham isn’t stylish… Victoria Beckham is simply rich. If you had her money and you could afford to shop at Hermes every day, you could look like Victoria Beckham too.

Nicole Richie on the other hand… Nicole Richie has the eye. I would buy Nicole Richie. I would never buy Victoria Beckham. It’s Roland Mouret anyway.


Check the poll.

Anyway, this is Nicole with Joel and Benji Madden last night at an event for the Richie-Madden Children’s Foundation. She’s a “working” mom, she’s cleaned up her life, she gives back to others… and she is slowly extricating herself from that f-cking Ebola. Love Nicole Richie so much. Especially the hair.

Photos from Wenn.com and Entertainment Press/Splashnewsonline.com

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