That is a pole, isn’t it?

And those are children, aren’t they?

And the children are being OFFICIALLY photographed, right? With the permission of their parents, non? 

Just wanted to make sure. 

Teen Choice Awards are coming up this weekend. Naturally that means children like Noah Cyrus, sister of Miley Cyrus, are hitting up gifting suites and pre-parties with some other Disney commodities before the main event.

Because children need swag.

That’s Hollywood. 

Parent pimps all over Hollywood encouraging this f-ckery. Actually no, not just Hollywood. 


Assholes having kids, putting them through “performance” classes and pageants, and giving life to shows like Toddlers & Tiaras that feature 6 year old girls getting gel nails, spray tanned, in bikinis, learning how to grind their hips…so that one day they can be like Noah Cyrus and pose…


Get your hate on.

I hate people.

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