This is what Noah Cyrus, 9 year old sister of JailBait Miley, looks like when they don’t skank her all up like a pageant girl.

Totally normal, ordinary, even cute, right? Except of course for the naked fameloving all over her face. Nothing can mask that.

Noah was hanging out by JailBait’s tour buses in Miami the other day, a holiday on the road with her family.

Why can’t they put her out like this in public? So much better than how we’ve been accustomed to seeing her, non? Sweats and flops > swinging on a pole in a dress cut to her snatch and as much makeup than Dolly Parton.

In case you forgot, am attaching the Halloween photo. Shudder again.

Photos from and Garces/Montana/