November 18, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2013 13:28:02 November 18, 2013 13:28:02

Hey Angelica – it’s a perfect name for you, because you’re an angel to so many: your mother, your friends, the animals. Which is why they’re helping you get back up. Were you surprised by this? Of course you were. You think of everyone else first. So, for once, it’s all about you. It’s an honour to be asked to celebrate you today. And while I know the news hasn’t been great lately, someone like you will always win in the end.

To Andrea who’s leaving for Africa – have a great, great, GREAT time. Travel tips from the Squawking Chicken? She starts packing a month before she goes anywhere and irons everything. You sure we want that kind of advice? As for playing Picture Him On Top Of You with Rob Ford…please. Why do you think I want there to be a sex tape so badly?

"Happy belated birthday to Oakville turned NYC'er turned Bostonite, our sweet Jenna from your Gossip Con pals! Your heart remains in NYC but think of the incredible new memories you and your hot ass husband are going to create in your new city. We love you! The Shout-Out Fairy sends her apologies for the delayed dedication xoxo"

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