November 22, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2013 14:12:17 November 22, 2013 14:12:17

Nancy! Happy Birthday from Natasha! What happened to you at SMUT? Will I see you in 2014? Your daughter told me a story about a certain scene in Scandal that you like to watch (Natasha, I’m sorry, but that sh-t is too good not to share) and, well, I just wrote about an incident that’s sort of similar in my book that I want you to make particular note of if you read it. Trust me, you’ll know what it is when you get there. THEN let’s talk. Have the best, BEST weekend.

“Happy birthday Daisy! You've had a tough year but this next one will be better! Looking forward to seeing you at Christmas! Lots of love, Jen, Andrew, Avalon, Ridley and Trinity.”

To Regan – Happy Birthday! And Congratulations on that promotion! Yes, it’s time for you to go full Beyonce. Here she is, wind machine in full effect. And then your patron saint Dustin Hoffman. He looks over all of us, non?

And for Cindy who is getting married on Saturday – Congratulations and all the best from Karen. Well done on directing your wedding gifts to donations for the conquer cancer ride instead. As for Tony Shaloub as Monk or Tony Shaloub the actor… I say definitely Monk.

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