November 29, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2013 15:06:58 November 29, 2013 15:06:58

“Happy birthday to our gorgeous and sassy friend Carole, who with her quick wit, quiet confidence, and broad and deep musical knowledge is always the coolest person in the room. We love you darling! And so do Thom, Alex, Kanye, and Damon. They’re here waiting while you work the 1D out of your system. Have the best day, we can't wait to celebrate in person! Special mention to JL, PP, and SK squared for the greeting and attached photo for Carole :)”

“Happy birthday Allison! You received the best present of all when you won a $10,000 gift card from EQ3 a few weeks back. Now you will have no excuse but to invite your fellow gossips to Montreal to sip cocktails and lounge on your gorgeous furniture. Happy Black Friday shopping and have a wonderful birthday!”

To Simon from Devin – Happy Birthday! I’m supposed to find a photo of Harry Styles looking “sexily disheveled” for you. Ummmm… when ISN’T he sexily disheveled?

And for PP from The A Team – good luck tomorrow on your 6 hour exam…WHAT? Well no wonder your friends are so devoted to you. While studying for a 6 HOUR EXAM, you’ve also beautifully managed all your other relationships and responsibilities. They are so proud of you!

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