November 9, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2012 15:13:59 November 9, 2012 15:13:59

To Wendy Z “Zippy” -- Happy 50th Birthday from Sue, your friend since law school who asked me to remind you of those glory days when you thought “drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup at a bar was a normal thing that people did”. Dude, not for those of us from Toronto.

Tamara! Happy 23rd Birthday! By request, here are Ryan Gosling and Tom Hardy to take you into your birthday weekend.

Happy 31st Birthday Amanda! Janna says you’re the most amazing sister and best friend and has asked for Matt Bomer, a young Gerard Butler pre-skeeze, and Hugh Jackman and Simon Baker in advance of your trip to Australia. Done!

And to all the ladies -- and Andrew! -- who’re arriving in New York today, Nikki can’t wait to see you all in Brooklyn. Me too!


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