Sasha and I email several times a week, at least, about Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth. Like 15 year old squealers. Only we’re supposed to be proper adults. But it’s been a while since we’ve been able to replace our young couple obsession after Chris Brown beat the sh-t out of Rihanna. Back then... before he revealed himself to be a piece of sh-t...they were the manifestation of young love and it was intoxicating.
Hopefully Miley and Liam don’t meet the same end. Because come on. She might be annoying. You might hate her voice. But they are sickeningly hot. So hot I would happily spend a few hours watching their tribute videos which, admittedly, I used to do for Rihanna and Chris. Look at her Twitter profile photo with the dog. Please. I don’t believe you if you say you’re not into it. How can you not be into it?
Miley and Liam showed up together at the Australians In Film event the other night. You may have seen these photos but have you seen this video? Sasha hasn’t seen the video. She’ll be seeing the video right now. And I know I will hear from her and it will go a little something like this:
“F-ck me I want to watch him having sex with her.”