Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb haven’t been together in a long time but this asshole has been haunting her for years. Happily a judge has ruled against him in their frozen embryos case but my big takeaway here is… I didn’t know this prick was so f-cking rich. So basically he’s been using his money, and not an insubstantial amount of money, to make sure he stays in her life, however he can. In my opinion, it’s harassment and abuse. (Dlisted) 

Obsessed with this shorts suit on Lupita Nyong’o and everyone in this post has the most amazing skin. Including, as pointed out by the Fug Girls, Marisa Tomei who we now have to add to the Aging Backwards List, alongside Paul Rudd, Rob Lowe, Jennifer Lopez, and Oprah. (Go Fug Yourself) 

Gina Nelthorpe-Cowne is (was?) friends with Meghan Markle and is now talking to the Daily Mail about how she was one of the people who told Meghan not to be with Harry because of the British tabloids. The Daily Mail is one of the British tabloids. It happens to be the tabloid that Meghan is suing. Why is her friend talking to the tabloid that Meghan is suing? They’re probably not friends anymore, right? (Cele|bitchy) 

In North America we always take sh-t for the McMansions that happen here, the ugly houses, and people walk around thinking everything is beauty in Europe. I subscribe to that fallacy sometimes too. Reality check: there are ugly houses in Europe and some of them are in Belgium. (OMG Blog) 

Anything for Instagram – did you know that people have been going to the stairs where they shot Joaquin’s Joker scenes in the Bronx to photograph themselves in Joker mode? Some of them are in full hair and makeup and wardrobe. I wouldn’t do that for Joker, I hate that movie. But if I ever found myself by the Cliffs of Insanity, I would totally take a thirsty shot from there in a red dress and put on a blonde wig. (TMZ)