Three Whiskers up close

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00
Quick fashion interruption – thought you’d want to know. Ben and I were waiting to be picked up outside the Roosevelt at 4am for morning talk show interviews. Orlando Bloom rolls in with a wingman or two, heads upstairs, comes back down a few minutes later and an SUV full of giggling girls is idling at valet – you’ll be happy to know he travels in an environmentally friendly SUV. Find out about what happened to those girls on eTalk Monday night. For now though – two points: he is definitely 100% NOT gay. Trust. And second…if he’s dating Penelope Cruz, it certainly isn’t mutually exclusive. Tune in to the show later for a play by play or check back here later this evening for all smutty details. PS. I said the other day that I liked his hair. I like it even more in person. His looks, on the other hand, exactly as you would expect. Boyish and pretty with a horny high school leer…the antithesis of Daniel Craig.

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