Orly & Kate: The End of Three Whiskers & The Pole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2006 12:00:00 September 6, 2006 12:00:00
Oh goody! Can the maybe gaybe talk begin anew??? As reported by Us Weekly Orlando Bloom is back to whimpering himself to sleep in a bed made for one, the second time they’ve split over the course of their 4 year relationship. And while reasons for the break up have not been made public, it ain’t hard to see the DISattraction from both ends. Personally I never could understand what she saw in a boyman who could only manage to grow 3 measly hairs on his baby chinchin, and on his part – well… if he does prefer the female persuasion, he’d probably prefer it with someone who had life coursing through her body, rather than cigarette smoke and a single solitary leaf of lettuce. So call me Cruise but since he’s single now, I’d LOVE to see Paris Hilton get her two flapping lips wrapped around this guy, if only for sadistic amusement. Call it a real man rite of passage – if Orlando Bloom can f&ck Paris Hilton, I promise I won’t call him a pansy ass anymore.

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