I wrote about this a few weeks ago – click here for a refresher. This is what I was afraid of. This is what I mean when I said that I SAW HIM FIRST. You know. If you’ve been reading my blog for a few years, you know that I SAW HIM FIRST. Oscar Isaac.
But oh no, Star Wars comes along and suddenly, he’s yours and he’s everywhere. Buzzfeed posted two horny articles over the holiday break about him: Oscar Isaac is a f-cking gift from the gods and 21 times we all fell head over heels for Oscar Isaac. Clickhole just did a piece yesterday called Will you make a suitable bride for Oscar Isaac.
You’re Hey Girling him. You’re turning him into Ryan Gosling. And I SAW HIM FIRST.
As if Star Wars wasn’t enough, Oscar’s coming to you soon in another blockbuster: X-Men: Apocalypse. He plays… Apocalypse. So his profile is about to get even bigger. EMPIRE has a new group shot of the cast taken at Comic-Con last summer. I’m probably supposed to talk nerd sh-t at this point about all the mutants etc but instead I’m isolating this:
Yeah. I know. Because I SAW HIM FIRST.
Click here to read more about X-Men.
Oscar will be at the Globes this weekend. He’s nominated for his work in Show Me A Hero. And when he shows up on the red carpet you’ll all be like, OMG he’s so hot. Sure you will. But I won’t stop shouting it: I SAW HIM FIRST.