okay lainey, spill the beans, which hollywood couples are solid, happy and in love. there must be some . . . right? Dear Lolan, Hmmm…Tough one. How about the Pitts? See attached from JustJared. They’re ecstatic. They’re in Paris. They’re going to the circus with their babies and they are, by all accounts, madly in love. Although thanks to Tracy in the UK, I’ve just learned that French laws prohibit marriage if you’ve been in the country less than 40 days. Which means those tabloid rumours of a Parisian wedding tomorrow are completely full of arse. Other couples? Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are pretty steady too. As are Travolta and Preston, but that’s another queeriddle altogether. Oh wait! Kyra and Kevin Bacon - solid as a rock. And Demi and Ashton are also holding up surprisingly well. But your sarcasm is well placed. We are in the throes of marital discord, y’all. And there are still a few big ones coming up. Stay tuned…