Scarlett Johansson is the smartest person in the world

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 3, 2014 14:21:17 April 3, 2014 14:21:17

And also she kicks all of the ass. In a movie, anyway. The first trailer for Luc Besson’s latest, Lucy, was released and it’s pretty much just ScarJo and her mutant eyes destroying everyone around her. The plot reminds me of that dumb Bradley Cooper movie, Limitless, in which a drug accesses the 90% of the brain that we “don’t use” and thus makes the protagonist super smart and super capable, except Lucy looks more like a straight action movie than Limitless. Full Story

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Single up in the air

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2014 13:45:59 April 3, 2014 13:45:59

He might not get a lot of attention on this blog but when he does, you always respond. He’s a well- respected actor who is friends with a lot of other actors and while he’s known to be sometimes temperamental with studios and executives, his work is always solid. Though he’s enjoyed a couple of high profile relationships, for the last several years, he’s settled down with a civilian. Full Story

April 3, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2014 13:39:49 April 3, 2014 13:39:49

For Beth and Selena who decided to run 12 half marathons in 12 months to raise money for the Heart & Stroke Foundation – this is the final weekend right? Sunday in San Francisco? I enjoyed reading your story on your blog. I’ve donated $100 so far…and send me a photo of you crossing the finish line in a few days and I’ll post $400 more. Full Story

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Did you hear about Wen Zhang, the Chinese actor who posted a cheating confession and apology on Weibo (Chinese Twitter), resulting in millions of comments and retweets that ended up breaking social media records over there? His wife, Ma Yili, is carrying their second child while he was f-cking his co-star Yao Di.  Read Full Intro

Cameron in black leather

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2014 20:01:48 April 2, 2014 20:01:48
Wenn, Anthony Harvey/ Getty

Cameron Diaz is promoting The Other Woman hard right now with Leslie Mann and Kate Upton. She's in London tonight for the premiere looking fantastic in a black leather dress, WOW. It's the kind of dress you put on as a f-ck you to this headline: 2014 Is the Year of Cameron Diaz (Making Bad-Looking Movies) That came from this article Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2014 18:45:14 April 2, 2014 18:45:14

So basically Superman made Kaley Cuoco and she admits it (Dlisted)

Margaery Tyrell goes topless (Just Jared)

Lindsay Lohan is maxed out again (The Superficial)

Terrible dress on Kate Upton (Hollywood Tuna)

Lily Allen’s transparency (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch doesn’t look so bad when he’s cold (Cele|bitchy)

What happened to Tyra Collette?! FNL for life! (Too Fab)

What kind of sports socks are these on Miranda Kerr (Hollywood PQ)

Broadway Cinderella (Romance Beat)

Tom Cruise and Elisabeth Moss?!? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Serial Killer Tom is back

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 2, 2014 17:49:15 April 2, 2014 17:49:15

When we first met Serial Killer Tom, he had just murdered his business associates and was using his Jaguar to dispose of the bodies. When we next   saw him, he was explaining to us what makes him a good serial killer—coincidentally, all the same things that make Jaguars good cars (style, command, precision, power, “sounding right”). Full Story

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Can Katie be cruel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2014 17:17:11 April 2, 2014 17:17:11
AKM-GSI/ Splash

Here’s Katie Holmes on the NY set of her new television pilot, now titled Dangerous Liaisons. When I first wrote about this – click here – that’s what I mentioned when I learned of the show’s premise: Ann (Katie) is a sweet socialite who is organises charity balls and would never hurt anyone until Rufus Sewell and his wife make a bet to bring her down and ruin her marriage, prompting her to start learning how to play the game. Full Story

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Meryl Streep, Rock Star

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 2, 2014 16:38:10 April 2, 2014 16:38:10
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She kind of is already, right? Meryl is Meryl like Madonna is Madonna, like Beyonce is Beyonce, like Adele is Adele, like Lorde is Lorde. Meryl is Hollywood’s rock star (sorry Johnny),  so it makes sense that she will now play a rock star. Full Story

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The Belly-Cupper party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2014 16:09:00 April 2, 2014 16:09:00
Wenn, Charley Gallay/ Michael Buckner/ Getty

Jennifer Love Hewitt has a line of maternity clothes now. You know, my colleague on The Social, Melissa Grelo, was pregnant through the entire first run of our show and she wore regular clothing the entire time. Same thing with Cynthia Loyst. And so many of the other women I hear from. The only “maternity” item they bought were the jeans with the elastic waistbands which, frankly, I plan on investing in even though I will never get pregnant because that just seems like a really good f-cking idea. Full Story

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