They aren't the Weirdos, Mister Murphy

Dean Posted by Dean at August 1, 2013 16:25:55 August 1, 2013 16:25:55

I have a quick story to tell, and it's going to be very annoying of me, but I think it serves an important point. That point is that I, like the rest of you, cherish the teen witch archetype and it is only out of deep disappointment that I'm going to crap all over these new images from the set of American Horror Story. Full Story

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Wes Bentley Bruce Wayne?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2013 15:49:53 August 1, 2013 15:49:53

The Hollywood Reporter just posted a new interview with Wes Bentley in which he, once again, discusses his addiction and eventual comeback. RDJ had to do this for a while when he finally got clean and it’s been the same for Bentley. Like RDJ, he wears it graciously, taking full ownership and accountability for what happened. Full Story

Matt Damon with Halle Berry on his lap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2013 14:52:05 August 1, 2013 14:52:05

If you’re into Matt Damon, this will only make you love him more. He’s currently promoting Elysium. Was at Letterman yesterday. But he was also on Univision recently. I don’t know why there’s a chihuahua called Halle Berry sitting on his lap. I do know however that Halle Berry’s bewildered expression says it all, as she enjoys a 5 minute ear stroking from a big Hollywood star who gamely plays along. Full Story

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The Bridge 1.4: “I’ll take that with me forever”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 1, 2013 14:18:03 August 1, 2013 14:18:03

The Bridge Season 1, Episode 4 recap So last episode Marco and Rich Widow started having an affair out of nowhere and we learned a little about Creepy Steven, enough to make me wonder if he isn’t Serial Killer Doug. Matthew Lillard and Cub Reporter witnessed a murder in Juarez, and Matthew Lillard is a cokehead and Cub Reporter is a lesbian. Full Story

The source of Serenity’s (half) smile…?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2013 14:06:12 August 1, 2013 14:06:12
Didier Baverel/ Getty

Here’s a really funny – at least to me – photo featuring several members of the royal family of Monaco the other day at the Love Ball hosted by model Natalia Vodianova. Of note – Tatiana Santo Domingo, fiancée of Andrea Casiraghi; they welcomed a baby boy, Sacha, earlier this year. Full Story

August 1, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2013 13:45:15 August 1, 2013 13:45:15

This is for Lorna and John Levac from Catherine: In January of 2010 the newlyweds found out they were expecting their first baby. In the second trimester during a routine 20 week ultrasound doctors discovered the fetus was showing major developmental issues. They were referred to Mount Sinai Hospital’s high risk pregnancy team. Full Story

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Did you miss Lindsay Lohan? How could you? TMZ had the play-by-play from her 3 months in rehab. We knew about her group meetings, we knew about her upcoming projects, we knew about that list of friends she was cutting off because they were bad influences.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2013 20:30:23 July 31, 2013 20:30:23

Oh look, it’s the new Brange (Dlisted)

The Snooki creature, whitewashed by motherhood, in a bikini (The Superficial)

Nick Jonas thinks he’s Geraldo. Ha! (Too Fab)

Becks reunites with his old team (Pop Sugar)

What Duana and Jennifer Aniston have in common: kale! (Cele|bitchy)

Is it just me or is Armie Hammer trying WAY too hard to be a badass? (Just Jared)

Tom Cruise’s next girlfriend? (Hollywood Tuna)

Not really sure Chelsea Handler’s house is the best place for a post-rehab Lindsay Lohan if you know what I mean (Amy Grindhouse)

Kat Dennings and her very blue nails (Popoholic)

I don’t mind the outfit but I do mind the satin and the red shoes (Go Fug Yourself)

Kate Hudson: acid wash and baby boys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2013 18:36:28 July 31, 2013 18:36:28

Kate Hudson arrived at LAX yesterday with her two sons, Ryder and Bingham, and fiancé Matt Bellamy. In acid wash jeans and black pumps. That is acid wash, isn’t it? Maybe not exactly 80s acid wash but acid wash all the same. Will you be wearing acid wash next month? Will I? I can promise you I won’t. Full Story

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Spain is not Italy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2013 18:23:40 July 31, 2013 18:23:40
FameFlynet, Splash

Eva Longoria, who says she was either never with George Clooney or that she never rejected him, depending on what you read, is now on holiday in Spain with her new boyfriend Ernesto. Here they are flaunting their love while sightseeing in old town Marbella. Since Clooney isn’t noticing, I thought we could do her a favour and pay attention. Full Story

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Jen and an asshole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2013 17:53:49 July 31, 2013 17:53:49
Ron Asadorian/ Splash

I have pictures to burn off of my subscription for the last day of the month. Thank you Jennifer Aniston for facilitating this. Jen’s in New York, AS YOU KNOW, filming Squirrels For The Nuts. She shot a scene with Rhys Ifans and a German shepherd where they’re both talking on their cell phones. Full Story

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