Thursday, December 20, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Quick promo off the top before we get into it... Tonight on CTV, right after the X Factor finale, I’m one of the panelists on Stars & Scandals 2012 hosted by Ben Mulroney, counting down the top 10 entertainment stories of the year.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2012 20:00:23 December 20, 2012 20:00:23

Oh good. Ashley Greene has a chance now. (Dlisted)

As IF Lindsay Lohan didn’t back all the sh-t up but paid for it anyway (The Superficial)

I really enjoyed watching a teenager out-sing LeAnn Rimes (Too Fab)

Movie kisses of the year (Pop Sugar)

Angelina Jolie is cutting her eye at Jennifer Lawrence (Cele|bitchy)

Zac Efron on the set of Are We Officially Dating and no, it’s not a Taylor Swift music video (Just Jared)

Miss Universe is wearing a really, REALLY ugly dress (Hollywood Tuna)

James Franco. Porn Art. (Pink Is The New Blog)

Cute boyfriend jeans on Jessica Alba (Popoholic)

These metallic pumps look really good on Amanda Seyfried (Go Fug Yourself)

What to Watch When Christmas Turns You Quaint

Dean Posted by Dean at December 20, 2012 19:30:37 December 20, 2012 19:30:37

I live in New York City. I waste hours a day on the internet. I have serious guilt about my Amazon usage.  I’m bloggin’. The point I’m trying to make is that I’ve pretty much embraced modern urban life. But something changes every year when the holidays arrive and I start to get intense cravings for The Quaint Life. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s rocker pelvic thrusts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2012 19:00:57 December 20, 2012 19:00:57

What’s with the sh-tty celebrity endorsements lately? Jessica Simpson’s Weight Watchers has been kind of a bust. Brad Pitt for Chanel was...an embarrassment. And Gwyneth Paltrow’s 7 part Max Factor series is... well... Her first “persona” was the “writer”, wearing bangles and a blazer surrounded by paper -- click here Full Story

Baz makes Leo so pretty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2012 18:11:01 December 20, 2012 18:11:01

Leonardo DiCaprio was never so pretty as he was for Baz Luhrmann in Romeo + Juliet. As Dean wrote last week when he eulogised Leo’s sexiness -- click here for a refresher -- that’s the Leo we keep clinging to, the one we see with our memories instead of having to look at him as he is in the real, now. Full Story

A sleepover with Mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2012 17:28:34 December 20, 2012 17:28:34
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Fame, INF

Duana and I talk about it all the time, as part of the “child of immigrants” experience. I’ve written about this already but the way we were raised, it’s jarring every time we see it. Because in our homes, there was no public display of affection. Maybe on your wedding day, but certainly not with a BOYFRIEND and definitely not at 18 and 23, what the f-ck? I still feel uncomfortable holding Jacek’s hand around my ma. Full Story

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Danes-Dancy, Party Of Three

Duana Posted by Duana at December 20, 2012 16:49:46 December 20, 2012 16:49:46
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Cyrus Michael Christopher Dancy Weatherby George Dupree Took Great Care Of His Mother Though He Was Only Three This was the first thing I thought of when I heard the Danes-Dancy baby name.  Do you remember that poem from “When We Were Very Young”?  It’s always entertained me; the idea of a tiny boy bossing his mummy is amusing for some reason, immediately before it becomes pathological and strange. Full Story

Blake plays us all, again, including Justin Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2012 15:50:16 December 20, 2012 15:50:16

As I reported yesterday -- click here for a refresher -- Blake Lively’s Martha Stewart Wedding wasn’t exactly as we expected. There are no faces -- not on the cover, not inside, nowhere. The only shot we get of Blake is of her hand holding Ryan Reynold’s and a corner of her dress. Full Story

In love for Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2012 15:05:05 December 20, 2012 15:05:05
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Renee Zellweger and her boyfriend Doyle Bramhall II arrived back in LA together yesterday after a weeklong trip to New York. They were first sighted together last week on their way out and didn’t mind holding hands, even in front of the paps. Full Story

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December 20, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2012 14:52:58 December 20, 2012 14:52:58

Elizabeth! Happy 40th Birthday with love from Christine! Are you seeing Les Miserables together? On Christmas Day? Let me know what you think! And for Rebekah -- Happy Belated Birthday! We must do this EVERY YEAR -- so next time, remind me earlier! Nothing can top Billy Mack but I’ve always loved Chris Martin’s version of Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas with, um, some accompaniment. Full Story