Now THIS is a BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 16:02:33 April 22, 2010 16:02:33

I have a Jessica Seinfeld problem. After all, gossip is my life. Jessica Seinfeld is the best gossip. You know how she and Jerry came to be. You know about the book and the clothes and the Oprah shoes and the Hamptons and the money and the Paltrows and the Madonnas... Jessica Seinfeld SCORED. And Jessica Seinfeld will cut a motherf-cker without hesitation. Full Story

Burgers, bumps, and breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 15:23:14 April 22, 2010 15:23:14

As you know, I hate BumpWatch. Unless it’s Angelina Jolie, I don’t give a sh-t if a celebrity is pregnant. Also... it’s a terribly inaccurate smut source. Someone wears a loose dress, someone decided not to starve and actually have some lunch, all of a sudden she’s knocked up. Full Story

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Crank jokes!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 14:19:56 April 22, 2010 14:19:56

Remember yesterday, at the cranking hour, when Lindsay Lohan crank tweeted about Samantha Ronson spitting on her and leaving with Miley Cyrus’s ex boyfriend? Jokes, baby. Full Story

Book Review - Going in Circles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 13:40:13 April 22, 2010 13:40:13

Posted by DuanaSo last night I sent out an all-call to my friends. You know the type, where you kind of feel whiny and precious and you don't know what you want them to do, exactly, but somehow someone sending you a hairstylist recommendation makes you feel like you're not alone and can go on functioning in the world? Heartfelt talks and emotions with your friends are great but more of the time you just want them to be there. Full Story

JLo & Taupe...?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 11:59:50 April 22, 2010 11:59:50

The LA premiere of The Back-up Plan last night. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony working hard to promote it. I liked the gold dress better from the other day. There’s some buzz going on that Lopez was asked on the carpet about Jennifer Garner. Yeah, that Jennifer Garner. As in Bennifer 2. See now these are the questions we want, right? Will they be working on a movie together? Please. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 11:18:16 April 22, 2010 11:18:16

Hi gossips. I’m stepping in for Tingles as a result of a bad internet connection and a quick mid-day shoot. Lainey posts resume shortly. Jacek.

Elin’s done. Tiger’s single. A spot just opened up in his ‘sex addiction’ therapy sessions (Popeater

High society - money grabbers going after a cranked-out famewhore (Dlisted)

Photoshop or plastic surgery? One or both but certainly not the real thing (The Superficial)

Is Scabby’s make-up some kind of joke here? Or is this for real? (Hollywood Tuna)

Aniston shooting in Maui looking perky (Just Jared)

Pitt mopping up the streets of Venice with his nasty beard (Pop Sugar)

Peaches Geldof loves monkey ass. Get out the clippers (Holy Moly!)

Sienna in cut-offs (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I wonder if these chicks could do a front crawl or if their fakies would keep buoying them into a backstroke (Popoholic)

The Fug girls comment on this chick’s dress. All I’m thinking is motorboat (Go Fug Yourself)

Where’s Pippy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 09:49:51 April 22, 2010 09:49:51

Cameron Diaz was in New York yesterday for the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Shrek Forever. Really? She was photographed earlier in a cute blue jumper. Not feeling the black dress she wore on the carpet. We know Cam. Cam can bring it with much more excitement. Perhaps then she’s saving up the killer pieces for when the Pip is around. Full Story

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Close to perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 08:44:06 April 22, 2010 08:44:06

Emily Blunt was photographed leaving a hair salon yesterday. Perfect, right? Or as close to it as possible. F-cking gorgeous. The skin, the hair, the body, and she’s smart and sassy and knows how to be a bitch when she needs to be a bitch without being an snotty Country bitch or an Alba Bitch and makes great choices and good movies and, well, I’m partial to her accent too. Full Story

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Jude in love loves everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 08:17:49 April 22, 2010 08:17:49

After a few days of gorgessity in LA with Sienna Miller, Jude Law is now in New York, seen walking jovially with a friend in Soho yesterday. Photo Assumption says Jude is happy. Happier than he’s been in a long time. Happy because he’s happiest with Sienna. Happiest and, as noted, prettiest with Sienna. Full Story

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Posh must settle. Again.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 07:50:05 April 22, 2010 07:50:05

Yesterday I noted that Victoria Beckham hasn’t been seen poseharding in a while. Some of you suggested it means she’s finally pregnant with Angel Beckham, their much coveted daughter. Of course they’ll call her Angel. For Los Angeles. Others are convinced it’s the usual suspects Nip and Tuck. Full Story