Change your plans on Sunday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 08:17:40 August 1, 2008 08:17:40

What will every Brangelunatic be doing on Sunday at 7pm EST? Hovering over the computer, of course. Probably hovering all weekend, counting down the hours, the minutes, the seconds. Until the unveiling. When they will receive their blessings from the Holy Jolie Twins on the cover of People Magazine. Full Story

New baby, new house

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 07:57:00 August 1, 2008 07:57:00

And to answer so many of your messages – no, they are not splitting up. In 3 years? In 5 years? Who knows? But right now, the Taupes are happy. They are committed. They are ambitious. They are expecting their second baby. They are renovating a new home. Here they are yesterday inspecting the progress hand in hand. Full Story

Lilo, SamRo, and the Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 07:35:00 August 1, 2008 07:35:00

Allure Magazine sponsored some kind of party last night for Victoria Beckham and the usual sycophants were in attendance – Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale – but also two new additions: none other than the summer’s hottest couple, Lindsay Lohan and her lover Samantha Ronson. Yum. It’s just like Posh to jump all over what’s intriguing and exploit it for her own gain, non? Love her. Full Story

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Rogen & McLovin!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 07:06:53 August 1, 2008 07:06:53

I ate in front of the tv the other night and Superbad was on Movie Central. Superbad is like Airplane…gets funnier every time you watch. Check out McLovin last night on the Pineapple carpet. Instant giggles. As you know, Seth Rogen co-wrote Superbad, he also co-wrote Pineapple Express, and takes a producer credit on the film. Full Story

Pineapple Bond

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 06:52:10 August 1, 2008 06:52:10

It’s not often that Daniel Craig shows up on a carpet that’s not his own…but there he was last night, at the LA premiere of Pineapple Express, with his Satsuki by his side, making love to every inch of that suit, in good spirits and causing a frenzy among the fans. F&ck he’s a sexy beast. Full Story

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August 1, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 06:30:17 August 1, 2008 06:30:17

Happy Birthday Joanna and congratulations on the engagement! To Jessica from your sister Janel: Congratulations on getting laid off! It’s not every day that a dream comes true. Enjoy your last day, and with utter cheesiness, carpe diem! To Amalia – Happy 19th Birthday! Best smutty wishes to you as you begin your 4 day bonanza. Full Story

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Britney is better…but not that much better. So the court will likely extend her father’s conservatorship today, even though the vast improvement has been remarkable. Good move. She also apparently has a new man in her life: her bodyguard. Of course. It’s the only man who’s been allowed near her for any extended period of time in a long time. Sigh. Why does there always HAVE to be a man? Why can’t girls like Britney stay single?

And I don’t remember…was Brendan Fraser EVER attractive? Dude has never quivered my loins. And he certainly isn’t quivering ANY loins anymore. But even if he did in the past, doesn’t this severe a fall from grace negate any past hotness, real or imagined?

Brendan was in New York yesterday, making the talk show rounds in support of the Mummy movie, almost alarmingly wired up for every interview. Like he was about to come out the tv and shout at you in your living room. Freak.

Thursday, all day blogging, refresh, refresh, refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Katie in the City

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 11:55:00 July 31, 2008 11:55:00

After being trapped at sea on family holiday with the GMD, Katie Holmes has arrived in NYC to throw herself into some serious rehearsal time for her Broadway debut in All My Sons. A supertoned KatE was seen out and about today, clutching a binder, showing off some cut arms, and wearing those ridiculous jeans. Full Story

Deciphering Jessica Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 11:29:00 July 31, 2008 11:29:00

The effort is there...but so is the cheese. Granted, it’s over the top corny and I’m the bitch who’s dead inside. So most of the time, as soon as I hear the words “cherish” and “heart” in the same sentence, it’s an excuse to head to the casino. Anything is an excuse to head to the casino. Full Story

I’ll have a Franco Pineapple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 10:33:57 July 31, 2008 10:33:57

January 2007 at Sundance. I interviewed James Franco for eTalk as he was at the festival to promote An American Crime. He looked clammy and tired, like cold cuts gone bad in your refrigerator, and stank of a pack of cigarettes smoked in 10 minutes. Full Story

Hot...but please

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 09:55:03 July 31, 2008 09:55:03

This is Josh Hartnett last night leaving Soho House. Hot, right. But hot enough to be compared to Johnny Depp? Please. That’s blasphemy. Still...yes... Josh is definitely yum. Especially the way he wears his pants. And that hat. Could also totally see him with Kate Hudson for a couple of weeks before she gets bored of his unibrow. Full Story