Filthy Scab Fashion Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2009 10:07:20 February 19, 2009 10:07:20

She modeled for Richie Rich …if you can call this modeling. I call it spraying skank. But why quibble over definitions? This is Pamela Anderson in all her Filthy Scab glory classing up the runway. Was Anna Wintour in the front row? Please, someone, send me a photo of her face! Anna can shrivel with her eyes…and there’s an abundance to hate on where the Scab is concerned, even when she’s covered up.

Check her out in the bathrobe on the red carpet clutching a copy of the Wall Street Journal. Like she’d ever read the Wall Street Journal. For the Scabby, the only two uses for the Wall Street Journal are snorting and sopping. Snorting powder, sopping the ooze dripping down her legs.

Was that too crass?

I’m sorry. It’s the subject.

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