How Many You Reckon?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 08:38:03 January 21, 2008 08:38:03 has been very aggressive the last week or so about the sudden end to Pamela Anderson’s pregnancy, not so subtly reporting that she had the situation “taken care of”, the way she allegedly “took care of it” when she was pregnant with Kid Rock’s baby a little more than a year ago.

You will note, Kid has himself openly suggested that the miscarriage at the time was full of sh*t.

Sounds like someone uses termination the way others use condoms. Wonder if she’s terminated more times than she’s had her tits done…

And why not? After all, a girl’s gotta party! A mother of two has to work it! A mother of two with Hep C has to make sure the champagne flows and the blow blows!

So here’s the pride of British Columbia, Canada, at yet another club the another night, with the girls proudly on display, looking actually kinda cute. It must be a relief not to be pregnant anymore with a man she married after 5 minutes of dating only to file for divorce 8 weeks later.

Is this the very definition of Modern Woman? Is this the epitome of class?

It must be. Because the Canadian press carries on as though new breeds of amazingness fly regularly out of Pam’s ass – an ass that’s likely been gangbanged more times than she’s “taken care” of her baby business.

We Canadians are apparently hard up for celebrity. Lame.

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