Two weeks ago, Pam Anderson showed up in Miami for an art show not wearing any pants. Or, rather, only wearing her panties. 

This weekend she arrived at LAX again choosing to forgo trousers. Because we should all forgo trousers in favour of whore heels and not much else. 

That Pam is all class, non? 

Well, actually, in her mind she totally is.  Pam and her ex Tommy Lee were supposed to host a New Year’s Eve party in Montreal this year but the deal has apparently fallen through. Scabby explained on her website: 

“Guess everyone’s broke and weird.
Montreal is off?!- they wanted to call it “pam and tommy’s honeymoon party?”. Sorry can’t do it. It’s too cheesy. But I liked the club. Vegas pulled out too. Tough times. For everyone.
It goes against every ounce of my being to do these “paid” club appearences anyway. But would have been fun with Tommy.
I’d rather be with my kid snowboarding. Meant to be-"

It goes against “every ounce of her being” to do these “paid” appearances? 

Pam… please!

It doesn’t seem to go against every ounce of her being raising two sons and getting cranked all the time. 

Thing is, paid appearances happen to be her only source of income these days. But then again, you already knew that selling out and swallowing were Pam’s bread and butter. The problem with Pam is that they’ll hire her and she’ll often not adhere to the very simple, very basic terms of her contracts. Which could be why Montreal was a bust. Not because they don’t have the money, but because they’d rather spend it on something more worthwhile. Like olives.

Her image is starting cost her a few gigs. 2009 is going to be a very lean year. 

Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com